Archive for the 'Strangeness' Category

Humanity, sure

Sunday, October 16th, 2005

I took some test/ Says I’m an Existentialist

Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense.

What humans could accomplish.

Target retains last vestige of its department store heritage

Tuesday, September 20th, 2005

Letting go is hard.

On the web site of Target Corp.—the former Dayton-Hudson Corp.—you can still find a Flash presentation promoting Marshall Field’s flagship on Chicago’s State Street. (One year and two owners ago, Field’s was owned by Target Corp.)

Ice cream for dogs (a warning sign)

Thursday, August 18th, 2005

Ice cream for dogs is now the most profitable product line for America’s biggest ice cream company.

Q. When my society becomes decadent, how will I know?

A. People will keep saying things like: “We did some studies and found that all dogs love peanut butter;” and, furthermore, will regard such utterances as perfectly normal.

Meat to be grown in labs, if science keeps messing with stuff

Saturday, August 13th, 2005

Advances in tissue engineering could lead to meat grown in a lab, not raised on a farm, the BBC reports.

“With a single cell, you could theoretically produce the world’s annual meat supply,” said Jason Matheny of the University of Maryland. “And you could do it in a way that’s better for the environment and human […]

Waterproof publishing has arrived

Tuesday, August 9th, 2005

Bathtub reading, favored affectation of Zooey Glass, finally gets recognition as a for-profit venture. A small New York publisher has patented the waterproof book.

If you’re a tub reader, or if Alice Munro makes you cry, perhaps DuraBook is for you.

Don’t buy now: Save 100 percent

Saturday, August 6th, 2005

If you want thousands to show up for the opening of your new big-box retail emporium, here’s what your ads should say: DON’T shop. DON’T spend.

It worked in Prague.

Related:
Zagnut bars and PBR by the can: It’s the house of misfit groceries

Boy meets shark, a love story

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

In a play that offers a fresh take on impossible relationships, a young man falls for a shark. It’s Jaws meets Trick in Rhode Island:

Is it love at first bite? Swimming in the Shallows treats its unusual infatuation as your everyday teen crush, all giddy apprehension and nervous fumbling. Clearly, a little man-shark love is […]

Librarian narrowly escapes bike bomb

Tuesday, July 12th, 2005

A librarian pedaled a mile and a half to her parents’ house, unaware of the bomb planted under her bicycle seat.

It’s the work of a man known as “Italy’s Unabomber,” says The Guardian.

Unlucky apartment numbers—and other mysteries of Japan

Thursday, July 7th, 2005

Japan SAQ (Seldom Asked Questions) unravels that country’s everyday mysteries for bemused foreigners:

Q. Last summer I was looking around Tokyo for an apartment with my girlfriend. Outside one of the rental offices there was a placard advertising REALLY nice places for super cheap rent. Then my g.f. warned me that they were `bad […]

I am not a carrot, I am a world

Monday, July 4th, 2005

“Trivia & Bizarre items” from the online World Carrot Museum:

Carrots produce more distilled spirit than potatoes.

Carrots might unlock the secrets of the universe.

If your first name is Carrot it has made you happiest when you are expressing in some creative, artistic way, and not conforming to strict routine.

Because you can eat them in your underwear

Thursday, June 30th, 2005

Saddam Hussein has been definitively linked to Doritos, and Low Culture calls PepsiCo to account.